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Nomad
Senior Member

camera hauling, deli packing, stove exploder who bushwhacks ridges to false summits

South West corner of, BC
Canada

1558 Posts

 Posted - 04/07/2005 :  7:38 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by hike_in_van

When I was 17, I told my mother I was pregnant.


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Don't panic.



One time I phoned my parents while on a trip and told them I was arrested for drug smuggling.
Apparently that wasn't funny either.

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Life never ceases to amaze me.

Jimbo
Forest Gnome

adventure seeking, peak-bagging, high-enduring, strong and silent forest gnome

N49°09', W122°47'
Canada

3823 Posts

 Posted - 04/07/2005 :  7:50 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Nomad

One time I phoned my parents while on a trip and told them I was arrested for drug smuggling.
Apparently that wasn't funny either.
Fortunately you were too stoned at the time to care, eh Nomad?

Spudcote
New Member


Vancouver, BC
Canada

98 Posts

 Posted - 04/07/2005 :  7:54 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Hang on..."trip" has many meanings...

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Early to bed,
Early to rise,
Fish all day,
Make up lies !!!

Spudcote

mad owl woman
Advanced Member


Vancouver, BC
Canada

2762 Posts

 Posted - 04/07/2005 :  9:39 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
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One time I phoned my parents while on a trip and told them I was arrested for drug smuggling.
Apparently that wasn't funny either.

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Life never ceases to amaze me.



That's pretty good too. The best thing about playing tricks on your parents is that what you're really doing is avenging the tricks they played on your grandparents, while also making a preemptive strike on anything they might plot with your children.

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Don't panic.

Marc
Advanced Member

map hatin', coffee perc totin', garbage collectin', backpacking, action hero wannabe, who loves to hide out in Garibaldi park and will have his scouts sing if you keep him awake at night

Victoria, British Columbia
2654 Posts

 Posted - 04/08/2005 :  07:11 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
OK, it's not an April Fools Joke but it was a prank.
In highschool we used to "party" out by the local graveyard. I lived in a pretty small place so outdoor drinking spots for teenagers weren't uncommon.
Anyways around Halloween one year a group of us decided we hold a seance in the cemetary on Halloween. We spent the week or so leading up to the event talking about the party and seance at the cemetary.
On Halloween night a few of us went out early and set up candles. Oh, did I mention we dug a shallow grave and gave my friend Joseph a small snorkel to breathe through?
We reburied my friend and went and gathered the rest of the attendees, telling them we'd found a fresh grave, the perfect spot for our seance.
We than proceeded to hold our little seance, being suitably creepy about it. About 10mins. or so into it, Joseph sat up. To be honest I don't think I've ever seen people run so fast in their entire lives.


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"...but I love Canada. It is a great country much too cold for good sense, inhabited by compassionate, intelligent people with bad hairdos." - Piscine Molitor Patel

TheShadow
Advanced Member

Mysterious, pop can stove stashin', gps totin', overnighter virgin, wannabe tentmaker and foul weather wuss who rides a thumper to the trailhead with wonderdog Max to hike the Chilliwack Valley

Chwk
Canada

5030 Posts

 Posted - 04/13/2005 :  12:50 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
This trick is guaranteed to result in some pain - for you, but the look on the mark's face is worth it.

You need a mark/victim who is a heavy sleeper, and a vacuum cleaner with a LIGHT on the front.
While they're snoring away, position the vaccum cleaner on a coffee table at eye level to them.
Now, lean in and whisper "Look out for the train!" repeatedly. Very softly at first, and a little louder each time.
When the mark finally opens his/her eyes...Yell it out-loud and turn the vacuum cleaner ON.




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Pop can stove-making hiker wannabe that drives a tiddler to trailheads!

blackfly
Advanced Member

Manitoba's misadventurin' bushwhackin', dog sloggin', dehydratin', beer drinkin' biggie - who's eager to peak bag Mt Currie in a dress

Squamish
5078 Posts

 Posted - 04/13/2005 :  1:36 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Now that, is funny
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