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 camera hauling, deli packing, stove exploder who bushwhacks ridges to false summits
South West corner of, BC
Canada
1557 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 7:38 PM
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Originally posted by hike_in_van
When I was 17, I told my mother I was pregnant.
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Don't panic.
One time I phoned my parents while on a trip and told them I was arrested for drug smuggling.
Apparently that wasn't funny either.
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 adventure seeking, peak-bagging, high-enduring, strong and silent forest gnome
N49°09', W122°47'
Canada
3819 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 7:50 PM
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Originally posted by Nomad
One time I phoned my parents while on a trip and told them I was arrested for drug smuggling.
Apparently that wasn't funny either.
Fortunately you were too stoned at the time to care, eh Nomad?   |
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Vancouver, BC
Canada
98 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 7:54 PM
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Hang on..."trip" has many meanings...
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Early to bed,
Early to rise,
Fish all day,
Make up lies !!!
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Vancouver, BC
Canada
2661 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 9:39 PM
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One time I phoned my parents while on a trip and told them I was arrested for drug smuggling.
Apparently that wasn't funny either.
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Life never ceases to amaze me.
That's pretty good too. The best thing about playing tricks on your parents is that what you're really doing is avenging the tricks they played on your grandparents, while also making a preemptive strike on anything they might plot with your children.
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Don't panic. |
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map hatin', coffee perc totin', garbage collectin', backpacking, action hero wannabe, who loves to hide out in Garibaldi park and will have his scouts sing if you keep him awake at night
2467 Posts |
Posted - 04/08/2005 : 07:11 AM
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OK, it's not an April Fools Joke but it was a prank.
In highschool we used to "party" out by the local graveyard. I lived in a pretty small place so outdoor drinking spots for teenagers weren't uncommon.
Anyways around Halloween one year a group of us decided we hold a seance in the cemetary on Halloween. We spent the week or so leading up to the event talking about the party and seance at the cemetary.
On Halloween night a few of us went out early and set up candles. Oh, did I mention we dug a shallow grave and gave my friend Joseph a small snorkel to breathe through?
We reburied my friend and went and gathered the rest of the attendees, telling them we'd found a fresh grave, the perfect spot for our seance.
We than proceeded to hold our little seance, being suitably creepy about it. About 10mins. or so into it, Joseph sat up. To be honest I don't think I've ever seen people run so fast in their entire lives.
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"...but I love Canada. It is a great country much too cold for good sense, inhabited by compassionate, intelligent people with bad hairdos." - Piscine Molitor Patel |
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Mysterious, pop can stove stashin', gps totin', overnighter virgin, wannabe tentmaker and foul weather wuss who rides a thumper to the trailhead with wonderdog Max to hike the Chilliwack Valley
Chwk
Canada
4910 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 12:50 PM
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This trick is guaranteed to result in some pain - for you, but the look on the mark's face is worth it.
You need a mark/victim who is a heavy sleeper, and a vacuum cleaner with a LIGHT on the front.
While they're snoring away, position the vaccum cleaner on a coffee table at eye level to them.
Now, lean in and whisper "Look out for the train!" repeatedly. Very softly at first, and a little louder each time.
When the mark finally opens his/her eyes...Yell it out-loud and turn the vacuum cleaner ON.
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Pop can stove-making hiker wannabe that drives a tiddler to trailheads!
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Manitoba's misadventurin' bushwhackin', dog sloggin', dehydratin', beer drinkin' biggie - who's eager to peak bag Mt Currie in a dress
Squamish
5048 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 1:36 PM
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April Fools Day!
