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Shadee
sweet n innocent

ass wigglin, cheese lovin, 4x4 drivin, apostrophe hatin, hiking chick who loves camping on snow

spaceship..
Canada

7209 Posts

 Posted - 01/17/2005 :  5:33 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
offended or not, bottom line is the reader can choose whether or not to come back to something they find offensive

Now a couple others didn't get to see what was funny

Oh well

Peace
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Alsidprime
Junior Member


Port Moody, British columbia
Canada

276 Posts

 Posted - 01/17/2005 :  8:21 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I thought it was absolutely halerious... the only thing i thought that would have been funier would be a giant hand with a certain 'median' finger rasied.... But i digress.... It was funny, i think some folks aught to take life a little more light heartedly

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Grey Hair
Junior Member



323 Posts

 Posted - 01/17/2005 :  8:50 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Hey ..thanks guys!
Maybe I am not a pervert after all.

I have looked at the comments in the threads about various "essentials of life", and techniques for keeping up morale when hiking in awful conditions etc.. I have always found that a whacky sense of humour will see you through some of the worst things that can come your way in hiking ...or in life, which can throw some bad bits your way at times. By "whacky", I mean an ability to chuckle at the absurd ...the incongruous ... a la Monty Python and others. For example, after 11 days of paddling down the Teslin River in the rain, three families with 6 tired and cranky kids/teenagers, there is nothing like a silly song (Flanders and Swan: "I'm an introverted elephocentric hypochondriac..." but I date myself) to raise the spirits. Or perhaps "Do you have any camembert, my good man? I'm afraid it's a bit runny." etc.

Herewith, by popular demand, is the (offensive to some) photo of my son with his snow sculpture. Proud to have been raised on Monty Python, the lad turned 18 on Saturday, so no need to censor for his sake.

CENSORED

GH

..and by the way, PF will be happy to hear that the actual sculpture is rapidly shrinking in the rain.

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Edited by - Grey Hair on 01/19/2005 10:40 AM

Shadee
sweet n innocent

ass wigglin, cheese lovin, 4x4 drivin, apostrophe hatin, hiking chick who loves camping on snow

spaceship..
Canada

7209 Posts

 Posted - 01/17/2005 :  8:57 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
That is funny, your son is quite the artist!!


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Spunky
Advanced Member

bandana wearin', pole huckin', view lovin', dog herdin', 4x4 navigatin', lake huntin', butt-slidin' bridge crosser, who enjoys postholing with an overnighter pack

Surrey, BC
Canada

4663 Posts

 Posted - 01/17/2005 :  9:05 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I'm glad you posted it back up GH .

We cannot please everyone unfortunately ... such is life! There are far worst things floating around on the internet than an odly shaped snow sculpture

Nomad
Senior Member

camera hauling, deli packing, stove exploder who bushwhacks ridges to false summits

South West corner of, BC
Canada

1557 Posts

 Posted - 01/17/2005 :  9:10 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
See! Now there's a snowman!
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Moses
Senior Member

God fearin' music packin' animal BBQin' funny trip reportin'.... cheese lovin' MH lover who skinny dips in Ling secret lakes

Somewhere between pomp & circumstance, British Columbia
Canada

1403 Posts

 Posted - 01/17/2005 :  9:22 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
It's a bit of an oxymoron. Isn't it supposed to shrink in the cold?


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Grey Hair
Junior Member



323 Posts

 Posted - 01/17/2005 :  9:30 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Moses

It's a bit of an oxymoron. Isn't it supposed to shrink in the cold?





Moses,
This one shrinks when it gets warmer ..not colder!
GH

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Peter Flynn
Intermediate Member


Hope, B.C.
Canada

726 Posts

 Posted - 01/17/2005 :  9:31 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Hmm.....I am thinking of responding...let me think about it.

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Peter Flynn
Intermediate Member


Hope, B.C.
Canada

726 Posts

 Posted - 01/17/2005 :  9:32 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
...maybe tomorrow...

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exscape
Advanced Member

Outdoors addicted flyfishing, skiing, snowshoeing, hiking car crooner and resident motormouth

Da'Wack, BC
Canada

5378 Posts

 Posted - 01/17/2005 :  9:45 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Oh look it's a two seater snow chair with a reeeeeeaaaaly high back

Looks comfy
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Dru
Mountain Grammar Police

Sardonic sandbagging scoundrel, Cascade Climbers lobotomized spraymeister, space blanket flyer, new millennium vulgarian betaboy and friend to all squids

Climbing, a mountain
Canada

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 Posted - 01/17/2005 :  10:27 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
School science project headline.. "Experiment finds priapism cured by cold rain"
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Q
Senior Member

chocolate lovin, Bailey's slurpin, cold feet hatin', veggie eatin', true Cancerian water lovin', CT smilin', boulder dodgin', nosummitosis survivor


1594 Posts

 Posted - 01/18/2005 :  12:03 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I was just aching to know what it was!! Thanks for re-posting it. I cannot understand at all why that would be offensive. I think it is very funny! And impressive! You'll have to post a photo of the )melted (flacid!) version!!

Lupin
Senior Member


Ladner, BC
Canada

1179 Posts

 Posted - 01/18/2005 :  01:25 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
" Ebery Sperm Is Saaacred, ebery Spermis Good..."


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The Hiker
Advanced Member

Fleece thong wearin, Buntzen Lurkin, mystic poet mountain man and international spokesman of the friends of the white squirrel society

Port Moody, B.C.
Canada

5942 Posts

 Posted - 01/18/2005 :  07:15 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
You call that big
This IS big.
( Note Ginsing was found growing at the base)


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Jimbo
Forest Gnome

adventure seeking, peak-bagging, high-enduring, strong and silent forest gnome

N49°09', W122°47'
Canada

3819 Posts

 Posted - 01/18/2005 :  07:19 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
What's this, a controversial thread that wasn't started by 'The Grachmeister'? Grey Hair, you troll you!
Better be on your toes, Grach
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The Hiker
Advanced Member

Fleece thong wearin, Buntzen Lurkin, mystic poet mountain man and international spokesman of the friends of the white squirrel society

Port Moody, B.C.
Canada

5942 Posts

 Posted - 01/18/2005 :  07:54 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Peter; I'm sure no one wishes to offend you. A few pictures that a number of people find funny are the least of my concerns. This site has a watchdog ( Longshadow).

You DO have the option of not viewing this posting. Please put things into perspective. Attendance in churches over the world is dropping, South Africa is a mess yet the whole world is helping out with disaster relief on Asia..... ever listen to the words in rap music that our kids listen to? Satanism has seen a huge growth in recent years through out the world. Vancouver's lower mainland has a real homeless problem that grows every year , yet the only time people think of them is at Christmas.

This is just the tip of the iceberg so I suggest you relax a tad.

Not that you are but, I have known several " Born Agains" that claimed to lead very pious lives. Well I have to tell you my ex father-in-law ( a Lutheran Minister) would turn over in his grave at some of the things they had done under the guise of religion.
Sometimes we have to "turn the other cheek " and worry about the bigger picture.
You know- how you treat your wife & kids, the bum that lives under the bridge just outside of town , where the funds from your church are going, how you treat your co-workers when they tick you off, what you pass on to your students before they go into the big world.

Spend less time being offended and try to do one good deed a day. Note they will only count if no one finds out about it.
My 2 cents.

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The Hiker
Advanced Member

Fleece thong wearin, Buntzen Lurkin, mystic poet mountain man and international spokesman of the friends of the white squirrel society

Port Moody, B.C.
Canada

5942 Posts

 Posted - 01/18/2005 :  07:56 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Grey Hair.... up to your room for a good spanking

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trailflower
Senior Member

Super botonist, hippie chick who cuddles thistles with glee

Langley, BC
Canada

1541 Posts

 Posted - 01/18/2005 :  08:48 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Fantastic!!!! Thanks for reposting it. That is some kid you have

Grey Hair
Junior Member



323 Posts

 Posted - 01/18/2005 :  09:12 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
The "sculpture" started as a "lighthouse".....then an evolution began. No creationism at our house.

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