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 Road raging trail blazer
Surrey, B.C.
Canada
1722 Posts |
Posted - 05/31/2004 : 10:08 PM
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An elderly couple, Sam and Bessie, are "snowbirds"
in Texas. Sam always wanted a pair of authentic
cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys
them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks
into the house and says to his wife:
"Notice anything different about me?"
Bessie looks him over, "Nope."
Frustrated, Sam storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots.
Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT NOW?"
Bessie looks up and says, "Sam, what's different?
It's hanging down today, it was hanging down
yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow.
Furious, Sam yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS
HANGING DOWN, BESSIE? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S
LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!"
To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Sam.
Shoulda bought a hat." |
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Ron Paley
Maple Ridge, B.C.
Canada
1434 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2004 : 06:11 AM
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LMAO, good one.......
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Coquitlam, British Columbia
Canada
412 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2004 : 07:34 AM
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Admin are be allowed to ban people from posting stuff! [Just kidding]
That was bad...
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challenge seeker, bagless sleeper, bare bones, trail trooper
Abbotsford, BC
Canada
1957 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2004 : 07:58 AM
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chocolate lovin, Bailey's slurpin, cold feet hatin', veggie eatin', true Cancerian water lovin', CT smilin', boulder dodgin', nosummitosis survivor
1594 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2004 : 09:52 AM
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 ass wigglin, cheese lovin, 4x4 drivin, apostrophe hatin, hiking chick who loves camping on snow
spaceship..
Canada
7209 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2004 : 11:17 AM
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what if hed bought new gloves? 
thanks Donna
a nice smile to break up my work day
very funny
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Road raging trail blazer
Surrey, B.C.
Canada
1722 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2004 : 8:42 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by twister
Admin are be allowed to ban people from posting stuff! [Just kidding]
That was bad... Yabut, did you laugh?
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shit that's gonna hurt!
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Fleece thong wearin, Buntzen Lurkin, mystic poet mountain man and international spokesman of the friends of the white squirrel society
Port Moody, B.C.
Canada
5900 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2004 : 9:04 PM
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I love it 
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New Boots
