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Calgary, Alberta Canada
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Posted - 07/06/2012 : 4:13 PM
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Dru, I'm not sure you understand the difference.
Nigerian scam
See also the links leimrod posted earlier. |
Edited by - Marko on 07/06/2012 4:15 PM |
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Mountain Grammar Police
|      Sardonic sandbagging scoundrel, Cascade Climbers lobotomized spraymeister, space blanket flyer, new millennium vulgarian betaboy and friend to all squids
Climbing, a mountain Canada
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Posted - 07/06/2012 : 4:26 PM
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FROM: GRIMHELM WORMTONGUE
DUNLAND
Dear sir and/or madame,
Salutations, I am GRIMHELM WORMTONGUE, The son of late Counsellor Grima Wormtongue of the Kingdom of Rohan.
My father was Chief Counsellor [equivalent to Prime Minister] to late lamented king Theoden of Rohan. In his position my father altogether legally and correctly acquired significant assets throughout Rohan in order to protect the Kingdom from enemy forces within and without.
In the course of lamentable events succeeding, my father was illegally deprived of office and expelled from the Kingdom. Before this he had with foresight already entirely legally deposited the sum of M.500,000,000,000 in gold with the Bank of Gondor (Minas Tirith). While in exile in the north he was assaulted and murdered by a band of northern pigmies. His family was obliged to seek refuge in northern Dunland among some of our sympathisers.
My father left to me all documents necessary to retrieve the sum of gold aforesaid from the Bank of Gondor (Minas Tirith). However, in the current political circumstances my solicitor believes it unwise for me to attempt to make the trip from Dunland to Minas Tirith, and has recommended that I seek a trustworthy foreign business partner into whose account this money could be tranferred. This appears to be the best option as we are unable to open an account in Dunland. Therefore we are seeking your trustworthy assistance and cooperation.
You will provide information about your account that will enable a deposit to be made in your name. I will contact the Bank of Gondor (Minas Tirith) and inform them that the money is to be placed into your account. Upon completion of the transaction your share of the proceeds will be 15% net following deduction of all transfer fees, that is M. 75,000,000,000. If the transaction goes well we also look forward to maintaining you as a profitable business partner for future ventures.
It goes without saying that I can expect your complete confidence and secrecy in keeping this matter under wraps prefatory to completion.
Please reach me at my email address: mbrandybuck@buckland.net
Thank you and ERU bless.
MR. GRIMHELM WORMTONGUE.
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    God fearin' music packin' animal BBQin' funny trip reportin'.... cheese lovin' MH lover who skinny dips in Ling secret lakes
Somewhere between pomp & circumstance, British Columbia Canada
1403 Posts |
Posted - 07/06/2012 : 5:04 PM
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I got the email as well. I opted to wire some cash so I'm guessing I'll be a millionaire in short order. Who doesn't need a Lotto Max win......THIS GUY!! |
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     Happy go lucky, plaid wearin, postholin, safeway gaitor sportin, old-school film shootin, giver of many regards
Abbotsford, B.C. Canada
13592 Posts |
Posted - 07/06/2012 : 10:13 PM
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quote: Originally posted by Marko
Dru, I'm not sure you understand the difference.
Nigerian scam
See also the links leimrod posted earlier.
Heard a scam originating from Ghana was targeting people in the lower mainland. Heard this on the news a month ago. Hope no one fell for this.
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     Coffee swillin', wine lovin', Owl fearin' Andie McDowell stunt double, who sports retro gear
Vancouver, BC
5470 Posts |
Posted - 07/06/2012 : 11:20 PM
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| I didn't get one! I feel left out. Guess he was going down the list alphabetically. |
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Too close to the city, BC Canada
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Posted - 07/07/2012 : 08:34 AM
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quote: Originally posted by Dru
FROM: GRIMHELM WORMTONGUE
DUNLAND
Dear sir and/or madame,
Salutations, I am GRIMHELM WORMTONGUE, The son of late Counsellor Grima Wormtongue of the Kingdom of Rohan.
My father was Chief Counsellor [equivalent to Prime Minister] to late lamented king Theoden of Rohan. In his position my father altogether legally and correctly acquired significant assets throughout Rohan in order to protect the Kingdom from enemy forces within and without.
In the course of lamentable events succeeding, my father was illegally deprived of office and expelled from the Kingdom. Before this he had with foresight already entirely legally deposited the sum of M.500,000,000,000 in gold with the Bank of Gondor (Minas Tirith). While in exile in the north he was assaulted and murdered by a band of northern pigmies. His family was obliged to seek refuge in northern Dunland among some of our sympathisers.
My father left to me all documents necessary to retrieve the sum of gold aforesaid from the Bank of Gondor (Minas Tirith). However, in the current political circumstances my solicitor believes it unwise for me to attempt to make the trip from Dunland to Minas Tirith, and has recommended that I seek a trustworthy foreign business partner into whose account this money could be tranferred. This appears to be the best option as we are unable to open an account in Dunland. Therefore we are seeking your trustworthy assistance and cooperation.
You will provide information about your account that will enable a deposit to be made in your name. I will contact the Bank of Gondor (Minas Tirith) and inform them that the money is to be placed into your account. Upon completion of the transaction your share of the proceeds will be 15% net following deduction of all transfer fees, that is M. 75,000,000,000. If the transaction goes well we also look forward to maintaining you as a profitable business partner for future ventures.
It goes without saying that I can expect your complete confidence and secrecy in keeping this matter under wraps prefatory to completion.
Please reach me at my email address: mbrandybuck@buckland.net
Thank you and ERU bless.
MR. GRIMHELM WORMTONGUE.
Seems super legit. I'm in! |
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ALBANY, OR USA
588 Posts |
Posted - 07/07/2012 : 1:39 PM
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I feel super jilted and left out, I didn't get the email.  |
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Richmond, BC Canada
2471 Posts |
Posted - 07/13/2012 : 2:27 PM
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| Just got one in the gmail account. Mr. Edwards was obviously busy. |
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     Happy go lucky, plaid wearin, postholin, safeway gaitor sportin, old-school film shootin, giver of many regards
Abbotsford, B.C. Canada
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Posted - 07/15/2012 : 11:21 PM
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Hopefully his shop has been closed.
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