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 Fleece thong wearin, Buntzen Lurkin, mystic poet mountain man and international spokesman of the friends of the white squirrel society
Port Moody, B.C.
Canada
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Posted - 01/12/2004 : 5:05 PM
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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have
produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the
body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves
to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home. Maybe at work.)
The male pray mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to
its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human
jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes... lucky pig. can you imagine??)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm........)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing....................)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
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Outdoors addicted flyfishing, skiing, snowshoeing, hiking car crooner and resident motormouth
Da'Wack, BC
Canada
5372 Posts |
Posted - 01/12/2004 : 6:57 PM
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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home. Maybe at work.)
Hurts just as much at work, I would know
...I always wondered why Babe was so chipper!
 That'll do Russ...That'll do... |
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Ron Paley
Maple Ridge, B.C.
Canada
1434 Posts |
Posted - 01/12/2004 : 7:00 PM
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| Hey Russ, This sounds like something our last Prime Minister would try.... |
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Fleece thong wearin, Buntzen Lurkin, mystic poet mountain man and international spokesman of the friends of the white squirrel society
Port Moody, B.C.
Canada
5910 Posts |
Posted - 01/12/2004 : 7:01 PM
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| But, but .... 30 minutes!!!! |
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camera hauling, deli packing, stove exploder who bushwhacks ridges to false summits
South West corner of, BC
Canada
1557 Posts |
Posted - 01/12/2004 : 10:22 PM
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Trail running, bike hucking, fast packing, beer drinking collector of pine cones on a day pass
AKA
Dances with Trees
Forest Gnome Cabin
Canada
13058 Posts |
Posted - 01/13/2004 : 12:35 AM
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Dude,I gotta ask,was that the male pig,the female pig,or both?
Thanks for the laugh! |
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ass wigglin, cheese lovin, 4x4 drivin, apostrophe hatin, hiking chick who loves camping on snow
spaceship..
Canada
7209 Posts |
Posted - 01/13/2004 : 01:07 AM
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Male or Female, I still wouldnt want to be a pig anyway 
sure, 150 calories of hitting my head against the wall, then indulge in a large piece of cake out of self pity for all the pain, then start over out of guilt feelings...eeehhh, no...
funny stuff, I enjoyed a good laugh, thanks |
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alpine seekin, therma loungin, java brewin, licorice whorin, stealth hikin, all weather trail guru
Pt. Coquitlam, B.C.
Canada
1772 Posts |
Posted - 01/13/2004 : 07:57 AM
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Originally posted by Nomad
Sea otters have sex for fun too!
Ummm .... how exactly do you know this, Nomad  
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^^ Go Vertical !! ^^ |
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challenge seeker, bagless sleeper, bare bones, trail trooper
Abbotsford, BC
Canada
1957 Posts |
Posted - 01/13/2004 : 08:19 AM
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| I've seen this one before but it's still just as funny. Thanks for my morning laugh Russ. Great way to start the day. |
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camera hauling, deli packing, stove exploder who bushwhacks ridges to false summits
South West corner of, BC
Canada
1557 Posts |
Posted - 01/13/2004 : 6:28 PM
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Originally posted by Hodgeman
quote:
Originally posted by Nomad
Sea otters have sex for fun too!
Ummm .... how exactly do you know this, Nomad
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^^ Go Vertical !! ^^
hehehe
Discovery Chanel of course... |
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Trail running, bike hucking, fast packing, beer drinking collector of pine cones on a day pass
AKA
Dances with Trees
Forest Gnome Cabin
Canada
13058 Posts |
Posted - 01/13/2004 : 8:43 PM
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| Don't forget,Shadee,if you were a pig you wouldn't know any better-that or you'd be too busy enjoying it all! |
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Road raging trail blazer
Surrey, B.C.
Canada
1722 Posts |
Posted - 01/15/2004 : 8:16 PM
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You want to come back as a pig? Are you sure?
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ass wigglin, cheese lovin, 4x4 drivin, apostrophe hatin, hiking chick who loves camping on snow
spaceship..
Canada
7209 Posts |
Posted - 01/15/2004 : 9:44 PM
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Originally posted by mick range
Don't forget,Shadee,if you were a pig you wouldn't know any better-that or you'd be too busy enjoying it all!
hhmmm dont know about that... thats a typical thing a guy would say 
but then oh my...how does the saying Ive heard go? all men are... nah I wouldnt say that |
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