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Whitsler, B.C Canada
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Posted - 07/05/2005 : 08:22 AM
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quote: Trolls that have a "devilish charm"
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Styrofoam coolers: They get stuck in my teeth. Bear Bangers : Hurt my ears. Bear Poles (Human food poles): No thumbs so I can’t untie the string. Campsites: Not being allowed to visit The Guy at the Beer store: Every time he checks my I.D. Wasps: They look like bees to me! Tasty garbage cans: Tip over too many and they stick you in a cage after shooting you in the ass. Keyboards:Plastic is too soft and the keys stick to my claws.
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     map hatin', coffee perc totin', garbage collectin', backpacking, action hero wannabe, who loves to hide out in Garibaldi park and will have his scouts sing if you keep him awake at night
2467 Posts |
Posted - 07/05/2005 : 08:56 AM
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People with more then one user ID on the same discussion forum.
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Posted - 07/05/2005 : 1:10 PM
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All youse hikers who won't let me borrow your cameras. Yeah,that's it,borrow.
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     ass wigglin, cheese lovin, 4x4 drivin, apostrophe hatin, hiking chick who loves camping on snow
spaceship.. Canada
7209 Posts |
Posted - 07/05/2005 : 1:26 PM
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One of my friends likes to eat squirrel  |
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Maple Ridge, BC Canada
17 Posts |
Posted - 07/05/2005 : 1:43 PM
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Squirrels GOOOOD
quote: Campsites: Not being allowed to visit
Bill try never being invited along! 
I can relate to the bee/wasp thing though.
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Vancouver, BC Canada
366 Posts |
Posted - 07/05/2005 : 2:22 PM
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Bill the bear Bucky the squirrel Diesel the cat Devilscharm Grachman Forrestgnome
Could we get an exorcist in here please. It's getting a little crowded.
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Never-Never Land, B.C. Canada
720 Posts |
Posted - 07/05/2005 : 2:33 PM
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quote: Originally posted by Luigi
Bill the bear Bucky the squirrel Diesel the cat Devilscharm Grachman Forrestgnome
Could we get an exorcist in here please. It's getting a little crowded.
Hehehe, that is funny!! 
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     Fleece thong wearin, Buntzen Lurkin, mystic poet mountain man and international spokesman of the friends of the white squirrel society
Port Moody, B.C. Canada
5910 Posts |
Posted - 07/06/2005 : 12:21 AM
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Now everyone just stay calm 
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Portland, OR USA
67 Posts |
Posted - 07/06/2005 : 1:29 PM
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1. People who walk on the left side of the sidewalk instead of the right (this is Canada, not England, people!). 2. Turning left on any Vancouver street (heck, ANYTHING associated with driving in Vancouver could be on this list) 3. Rude customer service. 4. People who wear flip-flops or platform shoes on hiking trails. 5. People who are selfish or feel they're entitled. 6. People who interrupt me. (I'm a quiet person; I don't even talk that much!) 7. Obnoxious or boring advertising. 8. And my BIGGEST pet peeve: those evil stream-lined jogging strollers. I see these being used as normal strollers FAR more often than I see them being used by joggers. I've lost count of the number of times I've tripped over the front wheel of those things in stores, especially when the parent drives them up behind you in line with the front wheel about two inches from your heel. It also ticks me off when people bring these things onto the bus at rush hour, taking up enough room for half a dozen people. Use a normal stroller if you're not jogging with your child! 9. Oh, and I also hate the change piled on top of the bills thing!
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    Super botonist, hippie chick who cuddles thistles with glee
Langley, BC Canada
1541 Posts |
Posted - 07/06/2005 : 1:33 PM
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quote: Originally posted by chillinvan 9. Oh, and I also hate the change piled on top of the bills thing!
I am one of those people who gives change this way. Point yourself out to me next time we meet and I will make sure you get all your change in coin  |
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  original SteinPaloozer, card-carrying member of Team Cougar, fruit roll-up carrying absentee hiker
Langley, BC Canada
413 Posts |
Posted - 07/06/2005 : 2:56 PM
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Same as Trailflowers comment, except the coins could be dumped all over the counter. My pet peeve are people with no patience, understanding, and assumptions of others. You don't know the reasons why people have only "one" stroller or what "type" they have chosen or why they are on the bus at rush hour - maybe visiting someone sick in the hospital.
That's the big city for ya, so Chill!
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     Trail running, bike hucking, fast packing, beer drinking collector of pine cones on a day pass
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Dances with Trees
Forest Gnome Cabin Canada
13057 Posts |
Posted - 07/06/2005 : 3:10 PM
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I hate it when you go out for dinner with someone,and you discover they don't tip Lame, because when it's deserved , tipping is the right thing to do. In the same vein,it irks me when someone stiffs their share of the bill. There are two people out there who've pulled this one on me. You know who you are, so don't say I didn't warn ya', asshats !!  |
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     ass wigglin, cheese lovin, 4x4 drivin, apostrophe hatin, hiking chick who loves camping on snow
spaceship.. Canada
7209 Posts |
Posted - 07/06/2005 : 3:38 PM
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quote: 4. People who wear flip-flops or platform shoes on hiking trails.
Why? so long as it's of no cost to anyone else then that's their own business if they want to hurt their feet.
I hate it when I open the door and someone coming the opposite direction walks through without even so much as a thankyou.
Trailflower, the coin thing on top of the bills doesn't bother me, so long as it lands in my hand and not on the counter.
I agree with TrailBunny about the strollers thing. Don't judge another parent, not even if you've had a child 
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Vancouver, B.C. Canada
847 Posts |
Posted - 07/06/2005 : 5:45 PM
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| Overly geared up hikers. Come on, it's just a day hike. Safety first, of cource, but seven different neon colours? It looks like Walt Disney threw up on you. |
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     Trail running, bike hucking, fast packing, beer drinking collector of pine cones on a day pass
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Dances with Trees
Forest Gnome Cabin Canada
13057 Posts |
Posted - 07/06/2005 : 5:47 PM
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Lol,gaiters on the GG in July Always good for a chuckle... |
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     Outdoors addicted flyfishing, skiing, snowshoeing, hiking car crooner and resident motormouth
Da'Wack, BC Canada
5372 Posts |
Posted - 07/06/2005 : 5:50 PM
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quote: Originally posted by mick range
Lol,gaiters on the GG in July Always good for a chuckle...
Really? I might hike it just to see THAT! |
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     Trail running, bike hucking, fast packing, beer drinking collector of pine cones on a day pass
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Dances with Trees
Forest Gnome Cabin Canada
13057 Posts |
Posted - 07/06/2005 : 6:43 PM
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Really,really  |
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     Terminator shade wearing, summit questing, double Grinding, Gordo voting self annointed 'dumb ass' and Aconcagua Bagga who dreams of Robson, Teton, The Judge, and.....and....
Port Moody, B.C Canada
2210 Posts |
Posted - 07/06/2005 : 7:46 PM
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quote: Originally posted by mick range
I hate it when you go out for dinner with someone,and you discover they don't tip Lame, because when it's deserved , tipping is the right thing to do. In the same vein,it irks me when someone stiffs their share of the bill. There are two people out there who've pulled this one on me. You know who you are, so don't say I didn't warn ya', asshats !! 
I'm with you Mick. I ussually end up doubling my end to keep it respectable. Especilaly if she's cute. |
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     Manitoba's misadventurin' bushwhackin', dog sloggin', dehydratin', beer drinkin' biggie - who's eager to peak bag Mt Currie in a dress
Squamish
5048 Posts |
Posted - 07/06/2005 : 8:22 PM
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Back in the day when I was in the service industry, it used to really piss me off when a customer that was paying me at the till would just throw it on the counter, and I would have to pick it up and count it. C'mon, asshat, I'm not your b**tch
Usually I would reply in kind, tossing their change about on the counter. I didn't last very long in the service industry  |
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Vancouver
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Posted - 07/06/2005 : 9:07 PM
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quote: Originally posted by blackfly
Back in the day when I was in the service industry, it used to really piss me off when a customer that was paying me at the till would just throw it on the counter, and I would have to pick it up and count it.
They just want to let you know that due to aspects of appearances they believe in, they're more important and/or have more money than you. What they're really saying is that they're pathetic. Amusement and sympathy are in order.
As for change, I can slide change off the bills into my change pocket, or out of my hand from under the bills, and then stow the bills, with no problems. I wasn't aware there was an issue.
But I don't like it when someone puts the change on a counter so I have to pick up each coin. Some might say they avoid contact in these circumstances to keep from getting germs etc. I like exposing my immune system to things so it stays healthy.
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