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Posted - 06/17/2005 : 7:06 PM
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A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning
back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday. "I'd like to be six again," she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big
bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a
day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of
Fear, and the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was
reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a
McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a
chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and
her favorite candy, M&M's.
What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband
and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big
smile and lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what was it like being six
again?"
Her eyes slowly opened and her - expression suddenly changed. "I meant my dress size, you dumb ass!"
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get
it wrong.
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 Manitoba's misadventurin' bushwhackin', dog sloggin', dehydratin', beer drinkin' biggie - who's eager to peak bag Mt Currie in a dress
Squamish
5037 Posts |
Posted - 06/17/2005 : 8:13 PM
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Lol  |
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Vancouver, BC
Canada
149 Posts |
Posted - 06/17/2005 : 8:58 PM
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Hey...still sounds like a fun day  |
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Calgary, Alberta
Andorra
3787 Posts |
Posted - 06/17/2005 : 10:07 PM
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| awwww.... I feel so sorry for the poor guy! :) nice one. |
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ass wigglin, cheese lovin, 4x4 drivin, apostrophe hatin, hiking chick who loves camping on snow
spaceship..
Canada
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Posted - 06/17/2005 : 11:08 PM
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Utah's canyon trekking,deck chair packing desert explorer who dreams of visiting Canada someday
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Posted - 06/17/2005 : 11:51 PM
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the YELLOW m&m's taste the BEST !
What's your favorite M&M ?
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May your trails be crooked, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing views ! Edward Abbey |
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New Westminster, BC
Canada
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Posted - 07/07/2005 : 2:49 PM
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Ahhh, sounds so familiar....
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Money cost too much !!! |
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To be 6 again?
